The rules, if anyone else wants to play:
1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.
So here are the 3 she gave me:
John Sheppard. This is kind of a surprise because I have cliffed him in the past. It's just that he seems pretty laid-back and the other two are most decidedly not. I can't deal with drama. Or whining. And John doesn't seem like he'd have much of either. Sure, his hair is prettier than mine, but I can always shave his head while he sleeps...
Simon Tam. #1. LOOK. AT. HIM.
Plus, he's a doctor. And loves his sister. However, he's a know-it-all, I'm a know-it-all, things could get dicey.
Daniel Jackson. Can you believe I cliffed Daniel? Especially wet, glasses-free Daniel? I can hardly believe it myself, but he's overly intellectual and so obviously in love with Jack that it's not even funny. Combine that with the fact that he probably spends more time in front of the mirror that I do and you've got a recipe for disaster.
Remember, comment if you want three of your own!