Animal Mother: this dude is just plain crazy. And not in a good way.
Jayne Cobb: Hottie McHotterson, but his personality leaves something to be desired. Combine that with the cigar smoking and you get a recipe for a one night stand.
Yep, Ricky Linderman. His heart is in the right place, and he's young enough to mold into whatever I want him to be. Plus I find spacey guys sexy for some reason.