Sorry, Jack, but you don't shower on a regular basis and betray those close to you whenever it suits you. Sure, you're hot, but not hot enough to overcome those other things.
Sorry, Shep. You're hot like whoa and smart and a pilot and all that, but you are way too self defeating for me not to kill after a while. Let's have a bunch of hot monkey sex and then you can go away, m'kay?
Mmmmmmm, Jack... Maybe a little overbearing at times, but he can travel through time and has snogged the Doctor. Maybe he can even introduce me. Plus he's charming and witty and all that other good junk. And cute as a button to boot!
Un. Friggin. Believable. I have to cliff Jayne. I don't want to cliff Jayne, but he's boorish and impolite and as far as sheer hotness goes, about a tie with the guy I'm going to shag who isn't boorish and impolite, so...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...Ronon...mmmmmmmmmmmm. So very, very hot. And he seems to actually be a pretty nice guy. Plus he's an alien, which I find terribly sexy for some reason.
This was the easiest of all the choices irishclover gave me. He's a nice guy, he's noble and selfless, he's brave and cool under pressure. Add to that hotness beyond hotness, and who wouldn't marry this guy?