Who wouldn't marry Wash? Mal would've married him if Zoe hadn't gotten there first. He's cute, funny, and sweet. And he can fly a spaceship. Fix, it, too.
OK, so I lied about this one being easy. Wash was easy. The other two were hard. I picked Louis to shag because he's all pale a pretty and has a ridiculous accent. Plus he's dangerous and all.
Jane, Jane, Jane. You're so pretty. And so irritating. I'm always right. He's always right. Do you see how this could be a problem?