Marry: Hyde. He's funny and hot and has the ability to do his own thing.
Shag: Fez. He seems like he'd be pretty grateful. Plus I could always have him deported if he bugs me.
Throw off a cliff: Forman. Sorry, Eric. You're cute and sensitive and all that, but you're also whiny and needy. Go away.
The next set is from stardust83
This one was really really really really really hard. I think she's trying to kill me ;-) In reverse order. You know, for the suspense.
Throw off a cliff: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Capt. Kirk. Shatner help me. He's just so, Kirk-y. And he'll shag anything that even resembles a female. I just can't see me not killing him within five minutes of meeting him.
Shag: Capt. Picard. He can be a bit condescending at times, so a marriage would never work. He's pretty damn hot for a bald guy, though.
Marry: Col. Jack O'Neill. That's right. But not General O'Neill. Col. O'Neill is gone all the time, so he's got that going for him. Add to that he's hot and hangs out with Daniel Jackson and bingo! Marriage material!!