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Does anyone need these anymore? If so, I has one. Let me know if you want it.

Thanks to denyce, forcryinoutloud, and from_the_corner for the cute snowflake cookies. I love them!

I mean it. I don't care that my TMJ is acting up, or that I had a migraine today despite the fact that I've been on daily preventative meds for almost a month. I will NOT get paranoid that I haven't had an H1N1 shot yet. I WILL NOT GET SICK.

Cuz I'm DONE. Here are (I'm pretty sure) the only one's I haven't fulfilled yet. And then no more for a long while, kthnxbai. The first one is for rjsteamboat76 and since I gave him guys, he gave me girls.

Cliff:



Yep, Inara. She's so self-righteous even though SHE'S A HOOKER!! Period.


Shag:



Cameron. You'd think she'd be really good at it, what with being a robot and all. Plus she's really hot for a girl.


Marry:



Zzzzzzziiiiivvaaaaa... She's scary but smart and if I didn't marry her she could totally disappear me without lifting a finger. And did you see her singing in that night club? Come on!


For dergerm, a Joss theme.

Cliff:



Riley. Douchebag. End of story.


Shag:



Gunn. Num. Also, he's out for justice and truth and all that crap.


Marry:



Dr. Horrible. He's a mother-effing SUPER VILLAIN. With an adorkable alter ego. And he's a SUPER VILLAIN.


And last but not least, for shingo_the_pest, some RL dudes to drool over... And, btw, the shag/marry on this one was the hardest one I've ever done. Srsly.

Cliff:



Cillian Murphy. Yes, he's hot and intense and an incredible actor, but he's also a little creepy.


Shag:



I know. WTF, Spock?!?!? Why aren't you marrying this fine hunk of man with a killer sense of humor? W? T? F? Unfortunately, I am a square and must follow the rules and the rules say you can only marry one. Which brings me to:


Marry:



I have been as much in love with someone you've never met as one can possibly be since Empire of the Sun, people. I would trade my cat for this man. Y'all who are cat people will understand the magnitude. I don't care if he's too intense. I don't care if he's a little high-strung. I don't care if he yells at the help. He is, IM(not so)HO, the greatest actor of his generation, bar none. Throw in that he's hot like whoa and smart to boot, who wouldn't marry him?

Thanks for everyone who participated along the way and I hope your own M, S or C goes on forever and ever...

This one's from shingo_the_pest, so at least that's new.

Cliff:



Yes, he's in excellent shape. Yes, he's smart and cute and all that. But you know he's never REALLY going to get over MJ, so really you'd just be second best forever. Yuck.


Shag:



He's cute, pint-sized and well-muscled. What more could a girl want. I couldn't marry him, though, he's a bit hyper.


Marry:



Aah, Venkman. He's a genius, he's funny, and cute as a bonus. Plus he busts ghosts for a living, so I'd never have to worry about our house being haunted.

But I don't care. This one's from rjsteamboat76.

Cliff:



Animal Mother: this dude is just plain crazy. And not in a good way.


Shag:



Jayne Cobb: Hottie McHotterson, but his personality leaves something to be desired. Combine that with the cigar smoking and you get a recipe for a one night stand.


Marry:



Yep, Ricky Linderman. His heart is in the right place, and he's young enough to mold into whatever I want him to be. Plus I find spacey guys sexy for some reason.

Because I'm totally not. irishclover gave me these (two!) and they were pretty hard. I'm going to have to give myself a crash course in Generation Kill in case she wants three more.

( Group A (Jack/John-type dudes) )

( Group B )

Well? Anyway, this one is from stardust83 and was really REALLY hard. Comment if you want your own.

In reverse order 'cuz I feel like it.


Cliff:



Aack! Someone had to go over! I do *heart* Hugh, but a teensy bit less than the other two. Plus he's an Aussie and would totally make fun of my sad fake Australian accent. Jerk.


Shag:



He's so nummy. And yummy. And other adjectives indicating deliciousness. He seems kind of serious, thought, which wouldn't work for me for very long. I needz to get my laff on, yo.


Marry:



OK, so he' one of the hottest men in existence, which certainly didn't hurt, but he also seems like a lot of fun. And he's a smart-ass, which I crave like air. Other than that, he's Canadian and would know more about hockey than me, which is actually a good thing. Normally I like to know the most about everything, but I'm willing to be schooled, hockey-style.

Another from rjsteamboat76. This one was actually pretty easy. As always, comment if you want some, too.


Marry:



Who wouldn't marry Wash? Mal would've married him if Zoe hadn't gotten there first. He's cute, funny, and sweet. And he can fly a spaceship. Fix, it, too.


Shag:



OK, so I lied about this one being easy. Wash was easy. The other two were hard. I picked Louis to shag because he's all pale a pretty and has a ridiculous accent. Plus he's dangerous and all.


Cliff:



Jane, Jane, Jane. You're so pretty. And so irritating. I'm always right. He's always right. Do you see how this could be a problem?

This one is from rjsteamboat76 and it was really hard. REALLY hard. So I'm going in reverse order. Just for giggles. And as always, if you want three, leave a comment!


Cliff:



Can you believe it? Someone had to go, though, and I'm afraid we'd kill each other because we're too much alike.


Shag:



LOOK AT HIM. That is all.


Marry:



He cute, he's smart, and he kicks protoplasm ass. What's not to love?

It's effing AWESOME!!!!!

I fail to get tired of this. I need a life. This is another from dergerm, who has gotten better at spelling.

Marry:



Peter Petrelli: He's pretty and has super powers. What more could a girl ask for?


Shag:



Leonidas: Hot, but terribly one-dimensional. Plus, he'd be yelling "THIS...IS...WHATEVER" all the time which would get old pretty quickly.


Cliff:



Shawn Spencer: Sure, he's cute and funny and has a super-adorable best friend. But he TALKS. SO. MUCH. Just shut it already. Jeez.

More from dergerm, who should learn how to spell Ninth ;-)

Marry:



Mal. Yummy. And sarcastic and smart and fatalistic. And yummy.


Shag:



Ninth Doctor=super hawt. That is all.

Cliff:



Will Turner. So very, very pretty. And so annoying. He'd always be doing the right thing and sacrificing himself for others and crap like that. Booooooring!

dergerm gave me these three, and I have to admit I've only seen Season one of Torchwood and therefore can't make a proper judgment. As always, comment for three from me.

Marry:


The Ninth Doctor is the shizz. Also, he's a little creepy, which I like.

Shag:


Ianto is a cutie-pie. Plus he's snogged with Jack Harkness, which should count for something.

Throw off a cliff:


Rhys Williams only because I really have no idea who he is. And I'm betting he's not running around snogging Jack Harkness, so...

So I'm going to resurrect an oldie but a goodie: Marry, shag, or throw off a cliff. Comment and I'll give you three!

Edit: OK, apparently some of y'all are new at this one. After I give you the three, you find pictures and post the answer in your own journal so others can comment etc., etc. and it goes on way too long and I run out of ideas for some of you.

Anyone out in flist land have any experience with daily migraine meds? I have been taking my prn meds for three days now and this is the second time this month. Not good. Thanks for any advice/thoughts y'all might have.

Dear JJ Abrams (Or whoever approved this crap),

I have just finished the novelization of Star Trek. It sucked donkey balls. I would like my fifteen dollars back.

Kthxbai.